The Carrotussy, if you will.

by Frequent_Addendum507

35 Comments

  1. Historical-Berry8162

    I don’t think any of us will

  2. boneologist

    Nah, you’re holding it upside down, that’s the innervation of the carrllitoris.

  3. princeofspringstreet

    Glad that we’re back to this lame ass chapter of the sub instead of the lame ass chives.

  4. HolyDarkDeath

    I don’t know what kind of crusty ass dried out ussy you’ve been messing with :

    ![gif](giphy|xiMUwBRn5RDLhzwO80|downsized)

  5. Grrrmudgin

    There’s a Yo Mama joke in there somewhere

  6. imchillybro

    Nuh-uh.

    ![gif](giphy|xdLH51eNWZAHrwy5mf)

  7. badasking

    Nice! But can you find…the Carrotoris?

  8. Deliciouable

    Thats a vegan flesh light . Put it on eBay .

  9. Hulu_n_SnuSnu

    Hermaphrocarrot. If you cook it long enough, could probably bend it into itself

  10. seppia99

    Your thumb is so close to making that carrot the happiest.

  11. ttystikk

    Give it about 45 minutes in boiling water and you might change your mind…

  12. wtfbenlol

    You get the beeeeeest of both wooorlds

  13. Sigh. Ok, so one of our cows is very pregnant and going to be dropping a calf very soon, she’s so big it might even be 2 which is generally very bad. The problem is it’s the coldest week or the year right now. So I have to several times a day stare at a cows vagina and compare it to the memories of the day, previous days and week so I can be extra prepared when I go out at night to check if she has given birth.

    This looks like a cow vagina. She’s even an orange cow.

  14. sinfulfng

    So that’s what we’re gonna do today? We’re gonna carrotussy?